Time To Nut Up Or Shut Up

donkjonah: to infinity and beyonce

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:48:18 -0400

donkjonah:

to infinity and beyonce

kanyewesticle: it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:40:48 -0400

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

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Sat, 18 May 2013 23:37:37 -0400

They’re nothing super special, but I just bought new underwear and they’re so soft and...

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:29:48 -0400

They’re nothing super special, but I just bought new underwear and they’re so soft and cute and I just love cute lingerie even though I don’t really have the body for it (yet) nor will anyone but myself see me in it if/when I purchase them.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 01:32:13 -0400

These flexible paper heads will haunt your dreams.

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:19:17 -0400

These flexible paper heads will haunt your dreams.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 01:17:18 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 01:15:59 -0400

master-meriadoc: carpe-nocteum: darrynek: my favorite video game character is definitely zelda i...

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:11:40 -0400

master-meriadoc:

carpe-nocteum:

darrynek:

my favorite video game character is definitely zelda

i mean look at him he’s pretty hardcore

*zelda*

*dies of cancer*

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Sat, 18 May 2013 01:06:10 -0400

yelyahwilliams: screengoddess: Lucille Ball My fav

Sat, 18 May 2013 01:04:14 -0400

yelyahwilliams:

screengoddess:

Lucille Ball

My fav

Friend: they cant kill the main character

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:56:33 -0400

Friend: they cant kill the main character
Me: Hahahhahahahahhaahhaahahahahhahahaha
*laugh turns into sobbing*

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:54:41 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 00:54:11 -0400

edsheerun: i just want a boy to like me no not that one

Sat, 18 May 2013 00:52:53 -0400

edsheerun:

i just want a boy to like me

no not that one

nayx: being a virgin is ok sex isnt that great just like get some nachos instead

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:32:21 -0400

nayx:

being a virgin is ok

sex isnt that great

just like

get some nachos instead

parksandgilmanos: Gordon Ramsay is the man.

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:30:49 -0400

parksandgilmanos:

Gordon Ramsay is the man.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 21:24:49 -0400

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Fri, 17 May 2013 21:08:26 -0400

"We waited and waited. All of us. Didn’t the shrink know that waiting was one of the things that..."

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:41:01 -0400

“We waited and waited. All of us. Didn’t the shrink know that waiting was one of the things that drove people crazy? People waited all their lives. They waited to live, they waited to die. They waited in line to buy toilet paper. They waited in line for money. And if they didn’t have any money they waited in longer lines. You waited to go to sleep and then you waited to awaken. You waited to get married and you waited to get divorced. You waited for it to rain, you waited for it to stop. You waited to eat and then you waited to eat again. You waited in a shrink’s office with a bunch of psychos and you wondered if you were one.”

- Charles Bukowski (via myarmisnotalilactree)